Jobophobia

Early in the morning

I shouted

The alarm-clock woke up

Took a shower

Shaved

Brushed its teeth

Put its clothes on

Had a cup of tea

With bread and butter

Watched the news

Polished its shoes

And went to work

Late in the evening

The alarm-clock returned

Had dinner

Drank coffee

Watched TV

And went to bed

Early in the morning

I yelled

The alarm-clock woke up

Took a pee

Took a shower

Brushed its teeth

Put its clothes on

And hurried to work

Late in the evening

The alarm-clock returned

Left the dinner unfinished

Lay on the bed

And drifted off

Early in the morning

I screamed

The alarm-clock woke up

Took a pee

Washed its face

Put its clothes on

And off to work it ran

Late in the evening

The alarm-clock returned

Walked in

Collapsed on the bed

And dozed off

Early in the morning

I screamed

I shouted

I yelled

I racketed

I shrilled

The alarm-clock woke up

Peed in the sink

Washed with toilet water

Polished its teeth

Brushed its shoes

And rushed out to work

Late in the evening

The alarm-clock returned

Laid the bed on himself

And went out like a light

Early in the morning

I shrieked

And shouted

The alarm-clock woke up

Put its clothes on

Opened the door

And fell asleep

I grew hysterical

I hollered

The alarm-clock

Shot off

Late in the evening

The alarm-clock returned

Flaked out

In the bathtub

Early in the morning

Rant and Rave

Roar and more

The alarm-clock woke up

I lifted it in my arms

Helped use the restroom

Clothed it

And kicked it out

Get out to work

Late in the evening

The alarm-clocked returned

Toppled over

At the threshold

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Without peeing

Without washing

Without clothing

Without awaking

The alarm-clock

Ran off to work

Late in the evening

The alarm-clock returned

Snoring

Early in the morning

Boy I screeched

And I squealed

And I yelled

And I yelped

Boy I bellowed

And I bawled

And I roared

I cleared my throat

Then I thundered

And boomed out

The alarm-clock wouldn’t wake up

Hysterical

Scream and shout

Sound and Fury

Cricket and racket

The alarm-clock stirred not a bit

Crush and squash

Brawl and scuffle

Nose and cheekbones

I smashed to smithereens

Sent a jab and knocked it out

Kicked it and trampled it down

The alarm-clock

Still

Immobile

Immotile

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it did

I suddenly woke up

Oh fuck

I’m running late again

Jump out of bed

Hurry to work

 UUoman

A is her underwear half way down her legs

B is her buttocks resting on the toilet seat while she’s clipping her toenails

C is one of the crescent moons of her nails that sprang acrobatically upwards slapping me in the face

D is her tongue sticking out as a response to my requests to be more careful

E is her 3 fingers assuring me she would be ready in 3 minutes

F is her 2 fingers assuring me she would be ready in 2 minutes half an hour later

G is her lower lip pressed under her upper teeth to show concern about the delay reminded to her over the phone

H is her torso with a waist measuring device wound around it

I is who she’s asking to write down her waist size of the day before she forgets it

J is how she wants the right side of her hair to bend with the help of a fan

K is her foot graciously deformed in strawberry red high-heels with the untied strap sticking out and slightly vibrating as I kept nervously walking to and fro

L is her other foot idly waiting for gracious deformation

M is her upper lip sending me air kisses in response to my threats to leave without her

N is her fancy skirt that covers only her left leg with humongous satin sunflowers

O is her mouth wide open while she’s adding volume to her eyelashes

P is her breast’s profile with the belly pulled back by deep inhalation

Q is our kitten’s tail I’m stealthily shoving into her mouth while she’s adding volume to her eyelashes

R is her breast profile with her stretched arms pressing the boobs from both sides for temporary maximum inflation she soon gets rid of with a little giggle

S is a flock of curls she’s removing from her beautiful face to remove some invisible acne with her fingernails

T is how her eyebrows would look like if she failed to find tweezers for over a week

U is her pretty spacious earlobe which she strongly believes is a sign of amorousness

V is the front part of her underwear revealed after she decided to change her skirt

W is what’s behind the front part of her underwear she eventually took off to wear strings instead

X is her nose sadly touching its reflection on the window pane when I looked at it from above standing behind her as rain drops bombarded our street

Y is how she would have frowned at the little boy kicking a puppy soaking wet on the other side of the window if she had never gotten hold of those tweezers

Z was the end of my patience when I dragged her outdoors pushed her into the car and drove off thinking of a good excuse for our delay

I Love You According To Google
search word results
I 2,610,000,000
Love 436,000,000
You 5,140,000,000
I love you 840,000,000
Hate 86,600,000
I hate you 121,000,000

Conclusions

  1. I have multiple personalities (up to 2,610,000,000)
  2. You too (5,140,000,000).
  3. There are more of us than love.
  4. There is more “I love you” than love. Hence, almost half of people who say “I love you,” don’t really love you.
  5. The good thing is that almost half of people saying “I hate you,” don’t really hate you.
  6. But the best thing is that there is more love than hatred.
  7. Hooray!

 November 17, 2006

March

 

The hardest step is to make a step

My right foot
My left foot
The sound of my right shoe
The sound of my left shoe
Are different
My right knee
My left knee
The hue of my right shoe
The hue of my left shoe
Are different

The eyes of the dog
Looking at me
Tremble because of my steps
The owner stands there waiting
I pass over the dog
My left shoe before the dog
My right shoe on the dog
My left shoe on the other side of the dog
The shortness of the leash causes the fall of the owner

It’s past midnight
The street lamps
Feature the sun

The long shadow of my body is shortening behind me
The short shadow of my body is lengthening in front of me
The short shadow of my body is lengthening behind me
The long shadow of my body is shortening in front of me
Behind me
In front of me
Behind me
Street lamps
Behind me
Street lamps
Behind me
Street lamps
And in front of me
DEAD END

My steps continue
But they don’t carry me forward
They go on nevertheless
The hardest step is not to make a step
They hit the wall one after another
And don’t move forward any more
The tips of
My right shoe
My left shoe
Wear out
My arms fold back and forth
My hands scratch against the wall
My toes protrude
Through the torn tips of the shoes
And rub against the wall
My cigarettes break and fall apart
The tip of my nose my nostrils get hewed
My knees are left
My abraded thighs vanish
My arms shorten
My short-sleeved shirt covers my arms
My clothes get wasted and fall off
The hair on my chest saws the wall
My eyes and lips
My teeth and nipples
My penis and Adam’s apple
My balls and ears
Get chafed and disappear from the face of the world
The relief of my face is flat
Like the former perception of the Earth
The hind quarter of my head
Diminishes dwindles like a burning paper
Drains and disappears
So do I

Lack of concern
Relative immobility
Silence repose
A state when disappears
Vital energy
Tranquil tranquility serene
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Serenity is all around
Eternal rest
Death
Imperturbable silence

Some flinders noisily fall off the cracked wall
One two
A big bulk of the wall
Collapses
It’s possible to pass through it
It’s possible to follow the one passing through it

In the morning following the calls of concerned citizens
A repair crew loaded with tools and materials
Arrives on the scene
They quickly restore the wall
Have lunch
Bring the wall to its original condition and leave

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